My name is Laura and I'm alive.

(Source: kanyewhisperer)

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

Florals? For Spring? Groundbreaking.

—Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)

boogieknightrises:

I walked by the Mega64 booth and Rocco had a bag of chips taped over his eyes.

Updated Science: Why Do Mosquito Bites Itch?

fakescience:

Why Do Mosquito Bites Itch?

  • As summer ends, this science from 2011 holds true: mosquito bites are, by all reports, still itchy.

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

hobolunchbox:

Bryan Cranston wins ‘outstanding lead actor in a drama series’ 22 years in a row for Breaking Bad at the 86th Primetime Emmy Awards.

hobolunchbox:

Bryan Cranston wins ‘outstanding lead actor in a drama series’ 22 years in a row for Breaking Bad at the 86th Primetime Emmy Awards.